…I actually enjoyed the SL India match which was played on a pitch which beats even the road I live in for flatness!
It would’ve been taking hardcore porn to the extreme if this match had ended up with SL scoring something like 330 or 350 at the end of 50 overs.
However, Sanga, for the course of his innings, actually turned into Sehwag!
Yes, JRod, I did see Sehwag appearing with a bat when SL batted as Sanga seemed to strike gold with every big hit!
Thilina ‘Ice Man’ Kandamby, along with Mathews, threatened, for a while, to chase down the total.
However, Kandamby did exactly what SL’s last Ice Man did when running. HE DIDN’T FUCKEN GROUND HIS FUCKEN BAT!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Sorry for the expletives, but I just can’t believe that, for a guy who has such a cool head, his hand seemed to have melted and wet his gloves so much that he couldn’t ground the bat!
Enough of SL, let’s go over to Zak and Ashish Nehra, who bowled absolutely brilliantly during the last 5 overs! 5 out of every 6 balls were yorkers and, frankly, that was just amazing, considering the scintillating pressure that they were under!
Now, for the presentation ceremony.
Cricket Tragic – It’s been an absolutely amazing game, blah blah blah…..I’d like to call up Kumar Sangakkara
Kumar – Blah blah blah blah…he did so…blah blah blah…
CT – Now I’d like to call the winning captain, MS Dhoni.
MSD – Blah blah blah blah….yes, everyone is having too much Anchor Butter with their sandwiches, that’s why they’re dropping catches…blah blah blah…
CT – Now, for the Man of the Match award, which goes to Ashish Nehra, for some absolutely brilliant bowling. You don’t often see someone who has conceded more than 80-something runs get MoM but, heck, even I can run in a more co-ordinated manner than Nehra..
Nehra – Blah blah blah blah….right areas…blah blah blah blah…I used to catch chicken in my dad’s farm, that why I run like that…blah blah blah…